Here are the funniest celebrity quotes of Thanksgiving, just in time for the holidays. Have fun!
I love Thanksgiving turkey ... It 'the only time in Los Angeles that have natural breasts. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
Thanksgiving celebrates an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had a big party, and then killed them and took their land. ~ Jon Stewart
You can say you've eaten too much for Thanksgiving, when you let your bathrobe. "- Jay Leno
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to share with people you only see once a year. And then discover once a year, not too much. ~ Johnny Carson
My mother is a useless cook at home Thanksgiving is a time of mourning. ~ Rita Rudner
Thanksgiving dinner 18 hours a shift. They are used in 12 minutes. A half-time of 12 minutes. It is no accident. ~ Erma Bombeck
Thanks, man! Not a good day for pants. Kevin James ~
We are something different for Thanksgiving this year. Instead of a turkey, we have a swan. You get more stuffing. ~ George Carlin
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. ~ Ambrose Bierce
Cooking Tip: Wrap in aluminum foil, Turkey has been thrown away. ~ Nicole Hollander
You can enjoy your fill, its plump turkey, potatoes and gravy, almost without any lumps. May your yams be delicious and the cake with the awards ceremony and dinner on Thanksgiving holiday in the thighs! ~ Anonymous